Sixty pages of dreams transcribed at 3 a.m., drawn by people who were still half inside them. Reads wrong in the best way. Printed on paper that feels slightly too soft.
Get issue 09Issue 09 · The Falling One · 60 pages
Riso in two colours — indigo and fluoro pink, no grey anywhere in the book. Sewn at the spine so it lies flat at 3 a.m. Open any line to read its first sentence.
Transcript desk · line 2 · 03:14
there is someone in the hallway who is also me
I found it again behind the airing cupboard. Less furniture this time, and weather in it — proper weather, with a front coming through.
He played a C and I lost a molar, and he apologised in my mother’s voice, and I told him it was fine, and it was.
Six pages of the same staircase. The banister is warm and nobody in the building will admit to having touched it.
Every phone in the house is off the hook and the tone is in the key the fridge hums in. I am not allowed to hang any of them up.
The cover piece. Three plates printed one over another, slightly out of register — which is the accident we decided to keep, and then to name the issue after.
A notebook page, scanned exactly as it arrived. The handwriting grows toward the bottom of the sheet and then stops in the middle of a word.
The room is otherwise correct. The light arrives from the wrong side and everyone at the table has quietly agreed not to mention it.
It only goes down, and it says sorry at every floor, and by the eleventh sorry you begin to believe it means it.
For eleven minutes every label in my flat was set in a serif I do not own. The kettle worked normally. That was the frightening part.
She pays no rent, she moves no furniture, and she is always sitting in the one place you cannot turn your head to check.
Recorded with permission, printed with permission, read back to her with permission. She remembers none of it and disputes all of it.
Two hundred and six rooms, alphabetised, cross-referenced by whoever fell asleep in them. The kitchens outnumber everything else by a distance.
Issue 09 sold out on paper twice. The third printing is the one where the pink sits two millimetres low, which we now prefer and will not be correcting. The PDF is always in print and always arrives at an unreasonable hour.
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